(Jon) Surfing is a sport I’ve never tried. It looks really fun and it has a lot of cool gear, and there’s no question that cool surfer dudes appeal to the ladies. So I headed out to Breakwater Surf Company in Rockaway Beach to gear up for my first-ever surf lesson and impress the number one beach babe in my life. Oh, yeah. Sweet. Hi, guys, I’m Gerald. Welcome to Breakwater Surf. I’m Jon. Nice to meet you, Jon. Uh, this is my wife. Leslie. Nice to meet you, Leslie. (whispering) She’s actually not my wife, just so you know. She’s an actress who’s playing my wife, but you could refer to her as my wife. Okay, okay, I’ll definitely do that. So, yeah, my wife and I, we’re pretty psyched to be here.I’ve never surfed, I’m gonna take a lesson later today. So this is my first time doing anything surfing related, and I’m looking to gear up and I’m looking to you to sort of be my… surf expert or my “surfspert”. Just call you Gerald? Yeah, yeah. No problem, man, that’s cool. All right, hon, you get some ‘kinis. I’m so excited. Yeah, all right, you go get some ‘kinis and… Yes. …me and Gerald are gonna gear up. Oh, yeah! That’s cool, man. This thing’s sweet. The only thing that happens is that a lot of the times people start recognizing, they notice you with that bright color. They’re looking at you, saying, “Geez, that guy looks like a bit of a kook.” “Kook” is a term for a guy who doesn’t know how to surf, is trying to look too cool, that kind of a thing. That’s me. What’s a good beginner board? See that green board there? That one? That Softech right there? That’s not bad looking.As long as it– listen, as long as it looks cool. I gotta look rad when I’m shredding mother naytch. What’s some lingo that I should be using out there so I don’t look like just, you know, Joe Schmo from the streets? Killer swell. Some killer swell. Shreddin’ the ‘nar. Shreddin’ the ‘nar, like that? Yeah… killer. Pop the Tostito.Yo, man, I’m gonna pop that crunch, right? I mean… Crunch that, crunch that shred? .